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bigdrumboy
14 December 2006 @ 11:48 am

I don't know about you, but the thought that you can buy Stallone's protein pudding makes me more than just a little uncomfortable...

 
 
bigdrumboy
21 November 2006 @ 10:13 am

It's almost Thanksgiving, and in keeping, I should be posting Xmas pictures.  So here are some pictures from our county Halloween performance.

By way of explanation, we did Dancing With The Stars, featuring the luminaries Brigitte Nielsen doing a Charleston, former Attorney General Janet Reno line dancing, and Anna Nicole Smith in a passionate tango.



 
 
bigdrumboy
15 November 2006 @ 12:30 pm

Yeah, it's been forever, but someday band and work and child and love will calm down long enough for me to restore my past posting status.

In the meantime, I'm whorin' and that ain't borin'.



All creativity, inspiration, and execution by Pablissimo Notley
 
 
bigdrumboy
11 October 2006 @ 12:43 pm
Things I like:
 
--The Oklahoma Library Association’s literacy program is called “Read Y’all.” I sense this program might fail.
 
--The Arizona Cardinals were going to sell the naming rights to their new stadium to the Pink Taco chain. I’m sad that we’ll get no blimp shots as we fly over the giant Pink Taco.
 
Any room at this hotel (courtesy of [info]mr_4).
 
 
 
Things I don’t like:
 
--W should never be allowed to utter the phrase “denucularization of the Korean peninshula.”
 
--The new subdivision I just approved, Cedar Oaks.   Guess what? They cut down all the trees. No cedars, no oaks.
 
The new Barbie and Tanner dolls I got Alex.  You feed Tanner her little doggie pellets, which she then poops out, Barbie scoops up, and feeds back to Tanner. I guess it’s appropriate that Tanner eats her own shit. She can also have diarrhea if you hold her tail down long enough.
 
 
bigdrumboy
15 September 2006 @ 10:35 am
It’s been like a zoo over the past month or so; a zoo where all the animals have escaped.
 
--Work has been untenable since my semi-partner left. I was overwhelmed by the workload before she left; now it is essentially undoable. I visit a site, tell them I’ll be back in a week to follow up, knowing I’ll be lucky if I get back to them in a month. My monthly report, which I usually issue in the first week of the following month, is now two months behind. We hired someone to fill the position, but she doesn’t start until October, and then it will be several months of my training her before she lightens my workload any.
 
--We’re in the middle of producing the crazydumbsaint ep. Started with a gig at Studio 415 on a Friday, followed by two twelve hour days in the studio Saturday and Sunday. It literally took me all of the next week to recover from this. Tonight we start the mixing process, which should take just about as long. Look out next week.
 
--Alex started kindergarten at…Grout this past Monday. Saying goodbye to the preschool she had been at for four-and-a-half years was at least slightly traumatic. Saying hello to Big School was not nearly so. On the first day, Alex fell smack in the middle between those kids who bopped around the room without even noticing their parents were there, and those who were weeping inconsolably and clutching their parents legs. And just to drive home the point: when we took her in for testing, her teacher noted that Alex was very bright, and that she might not be very stimulated in her half day kindergarten. Had we considered full day? How about magnet programs? Excuse me Teacher Dayle, but have you read my fucking journal?
 
 
bigdrumboy
15 September 2006 @ 08:33 am

The love that dare not speak its name over hailing frequencies, courtesy of [info]mr_4



Silly English K-nig-hts

 
 
bigdrumboy
24 August 2006 @ 11:08 am
I absolutely love everything involved with astronomy and space exploration .  It is full of the new and the undiscovered and the previously unimagineable.  I was giddy with excitement  when they were set to add three new planets (Ceres, Charon, and Xena) to our solar system, what with the talk of round agglomerations and eccentric orbits and remote barycenters.  

However, the recent decision to axe Pluto from the planetary system is unacceptable.  We're supposed to be adding to our body of knowledge, not subtracting from it.  I mean, once you get voted to a Hall of Fame, you don't get voted out.  Pluto has an acknoweldged body of work, and its career stats haven't changed for some time.  Until OJ gets voted out, I'm going to continue to recognize Pluto as a planet orbiting around Sol.  

That being said, I am organizing Pluto Loves U Too Orenthal.  The goals of PLUTO will be to either get Pluto reinstated as a planet, or OJ kicked out of the Hall of Fame.  Either one would be acceptable to me.  We'll be making t-shirts with the aforementioned Big Lebowski quote, as well as "Poor, Poor, Pitiful Pluto," "Pluto is My Homeworld," and "Looking for the Real Planets" on them.  Membership will be 3.7 billion dollars, in honor of Pluto's average distance from the sun.  

This. Will. Not. Stand.
 
 
bigdrumboy
13 August 2006 @ 10:53 am
Found on a subway by [info]pilarcruz















Got at b3co.com!


Must. Get. More. Metros.
 
 
bigdrumboy
06 August 2006 @ 08:38 am
Went with the Tanuki and the lovely [info]miroje to see the Pink Floyd Laser Spectacular at the Aladdin last night.  If you're thinking it was probably less than spectacular, you're at least partially right.

The Tanuki was both apprehensive and excited.  She knew that "rock" meant "loud," but I assured her we would put things in her ears to make it quieter.  She also knew that this was the first time she was going to something that started past her bedtime of nine, so it must be important fun.

The lovely [info]miroje was able to score us two free tickets, which greatly offset the $26 the other one cost.  With the paid ticket, you got cardboard glasses that were essentially a kaleidoscope lens; not surprisingly, I didn't pay the extra $2 each for the adults to have glasses.  The crowd was pretty much exactly what you would expect:  burnt out potheads and street punk stoners.  You could practically feel the lasers coming out of their eyes before the show (not that I didn't pre-imbibe myself).  Made the glasses feel superfluous.

The show itself could not have been more ridiculous.  While it was a step up from going to the planetarium to see old school Laser Floyd or Zep or Rush, it still had a hokey homemade feel that made you feel at least slightly embarrassed for being there.  There were some lasers doing their usual spinning things, but a large part of the light setup were your standard robotic stage lights and smoke machines.  They also did representational things that while technically okay, were just moronically literal interpretations of the lyrics.   The sound was relatively clean and loudish, but it was nothing I couldn't get out of my stereo (and certainly didn't bother the Tanuki's toilet paper stuffed ears; she almost seemed disappointed). 

They used the old saw of playing The Wizard of Oz under Dark Side of the Moon and under the lasers --for the first half.  For some reason they switched to Metropolis half way through, which frustrated the Tanuki to no end.  She wanted to see the Scarecrow and Tin Man and Lion.  Otherwise, she was enthralled.  She bounced around to "Money" and swayed to "Great Gig in the Sky."  She stared at the swirling lights through her glasses like she had a contact high; but made sure we were all forced to look at each new effect through the glasses as well.  The lovely [info]miroje and I spent more time watching the Tanuki thoroughly enjoy herself more than we did  the silly show.  She unabashedly screamed out "this...is...so...amazing!!" at one point.  Although, so did half of the crowd.  At least she's got the excuse of being a five year old.

And while it was far from pure, it was her first rock experience.  If my mom had ever taken me to the equivalent, I would have thought it was the coolest thing in the world. 

Today is Mt. St. Helens.  Should be spectacular.
 
 
earworm: Pink Floyd-- Dark Side of the Moon
 
 
bigdrumboy
05 August 2006 @ 08:33 am
Since I was 12, I have taken at least one significant backpack every year (you do the math).  There have been numerous incarnations of the group, including solo trips, but I had always been a constant.  However, as we speak, my buddies are traipsing around the north side of Mt. Adams, while I am not.

We were going to do the wilderness beach in Olympic National Park this year, but about two weeks ago my "good" ankle started hurting.  My "good" ankle is the one I broke when I was 17 (you do the math), which was "good" in the sense that it was essentially immobile, and wouldn't turn over like its brother, the "bad" ankle.  The "good" ankle has ached on and off for decades (good god, stop doing the math!), but its dull thud had just become the background noise of my life.  This new pain was different; sharp and forward and immobilizing.  I sadly informed my boys that my streak would be coming to an end.

Went to the doctor yesterday, who confirmed what I had surmised:  bone chips and spurs.  When I broke my ankle (and leg in three places), it was the dawn of sports surgery.  I had been hoping for a basketball scholarship out of high school, and had gotten some interest from some of the division II schools in the Cal system, but my injury killed those chances.  All of the cartilage was gone from my ankle, and they had no replacement for it back then.  After almost 30 years (okay, I did the math) of bone riding on bone, it was no surprise that it was flaked and floured and abraded.

So within the next month or so, I get to experience sports surgery at its finest (as fine as Kaiser, that is).  They'll scope it and clean it out and file it down, and I'll get my friend the dull thud back.  Alex was happy that I wasn't going to go backpacking (known to her as the Big Hike) this year, because I would have missed her graduation from pre-school.  "Now you'll get to see me go tra-la-la, " she said (and she actually did sing tra-la-la). 

I think I know how I want to start my streak again...

 
 
earworm: Tabla Beat Science-- Tala Matrix
 
 
bigdrumboy
03 August 2006 @ 01:04 pm
No, I'm serious, you should really see this.
 
 
bigdrumboy
03 August 2006 @ 06:51 am
We're now famous, because no one else has ever posted to YouTube before

Edit:  And for real fun, you should see this.

 
 
earworm: crazydumbsaint-- Smiler
 
 
bigdrumboy
03 August 2006 @ 06:18 am
I saw these on a pickup truck yesterday:






There is hope.
 
 
bigdrumboy
02 August 2006 @ 10:46 am
I have finally recovered enough from the festivities to be able to post this.
 
Arnold Smarsh and I rode our bikes down to the Oregon Brewer’s Fest on Saturday afternoon. For those uninformed, the OBF is the largest, if not necessarily most important beer tasting in the country. And for the further uniformed, Portland now has the most brewpubs in the world (officially set at 31). Mr. Smarsh, being something of a home brewer and OBF volunteer, was able to procure us free entrance (which is a mug) and was a most knowledgeable and voluble guide.
 
Highlights of the fest, as far as I can remember:
 
--The Ned Flanders Style Red Ale from Rock Bottom. I’ve never been a fan of Rock Bottom’s stuff, but this was tasty and weird. Somewhat fruity, very sour, and like almost everything we tasted, 8+% alcohol.
 
--McMenamin’s White Lightning Whiskey Stout, which ran out halfway through the day. Again, never been really impressed by McMenamin’s , but this was good and rich, with a bourbon bite, although a little light on the mouth feel.
 
--All of the various double or imperial IPAs, which ranged from extremely florid and sweet, to bitter and dry. And way way way alcoholic.
 
--The Whoop Wave, where every 10 minutes or so, a random yell would rise from one tent or another, and travel in whatever direction it needed to to make the rounds of the fest. Not directly related to anything, except beer.
 
--The official shorts and t-shirt outfit, most of which were beer related. Favorite shirts included: “Don’t Drink Pee;” “I’m Shy, But I Have A Big Dick” (for Dick’s Ale); “Beer: Not Just For Breakfast Anymore;” “I Like Beer;” “Little Lebowski Urban Achievers;” and the annoyingly ubiquitous and just annoying “Vote  For Pedro.”
 
--But the best best part was that you could have 55,000 people attend over four days, drinking mass quantities of highly alcoholic brew, and no one beat anybody else to death. I love drunk Portland.
 
 
bigdrumboy
30 July 2006 @ 12:20 pm
Who'ld have thought Mel Gibson was a drunken anti-Semite?  Well, just about everybody who couldn't tolerate his Jebus gore fest.  I can't wait for his and Tom Cruise' project to come out.  I hear it's a science fiction epic, done totally in the language of the planet Zontar, where they come to Earth to battle evil Jewish psychiatrists.  The Mel and Tom fight on the side of the Zontarians against the drugged minions of the eJp's, and in the end, save the Earth in spite of itself.  Then The Mel and Tom have a non-homosexual circle jerk and shit on Cartman.
 
 
bigdrumboy
29 July 2006 @ 08:19 am
Here are guys who should be in the Hall of Douchebags, but they're both too serious and too stupid.  cds is going to have to change our costuming to keep up.

And here is the last word in gaming.  Sadly, I've always wanted a Sims porn star version.  For real.

From the goddess [info]lizzie_borden
 
 
bigdrumboy
This story is just too full of trashy horrible goodness:

--A severed hand named "Freddy".

--Someone threatening suicide with a hammer.

--A nude juice bar.

--And a stripper named Zilla, who would turn Lance Bass gay...oh, wait...
 
 
bigdrumboy
23 July 2006 @ 10:04 am
rockaway )


Had to had to escape for refreshing maritime air with Cinderalex and the lovely [info]miroje.  Were going to meet up with various friends, none of which happened, none of which were missed.  And my girls even let me stop on the way home to see an erosion control project (we do better).  It was weird driving home though, in that as it got darker, it kept getting hotter.  And hotter.  Global warming, indeed.
 
 
bigdrumboy
19 July 2006 @ 11:34 am

It's hard to believe that Bush could get even stupider ("I thought we were going to talk about the pig"), but his veto of enhanced stem cell research is the height of anti-intellectualism.  We know that he is hostile to science, especially when it conflicts with either Mammon or God, but this is just retarded.  

Most of the extra embryos created by in vitro processes (and don't get me started on the Cult of Personal Biology) are ultimately discarded.  Isn't that "crossing a moral boundary"?  Wouldn't being pro-life mean that if you can help preserve life by using what amounts to garbage, you should do so?  Those that aren't destroyed are preserved for what?  So 18 families can "adopt" them?  

I must admit to a dog in this fight.  My ex' lupus could be cured through gene therapy, or she could have a new kidney grown in a petri dish.  And while these therapies are still a while off, they are now another year farther removed.  I wonder how much of this is pure politics, as it is only the Rightist base that has any trouble with this issue.  Bush's veto gives congress political cover, as they can say  "see, we tried."  

When you break your string of shutouts (Bush was the first Prez in over 120 years not to issue a veto --until today), you should find an issue that has some resonance for more than a small percentage of religious zealots.  This is not it.  Those of you who don't believe we're heading for some sort of theocratic autocracy can all get fucked.

 
 
bigdrumboy
17 July 2006 @ 10:23 pm
Best exchange from the recent summit:

Bush (re Putin): I talked about my desire to promote institutional change in parts of the world, like Iraq where there's a free press and free religion, and I told him that a lot of people in our country would hope that Russia would do the same.

Putin: We certainly would not want to have the same kind of democracy that they have in Iraq, quite honestly.

 
 
bigdrumboy
Please, dear god, step on this thing!!



And it's hardly less creepy if it's not real.
 
 
bigdrumboy
14 July 2006 @ 06:54 am






Photo and art (but not loving glance) by the magical Lady Sarah.
 
 
bigdrumboy
14 July 2006 @ 06:34 am






While this is impressive in 2006, this was way more impressive in 1960.
 
 
bigdrumboy
13 July 2006 @ 07:18 pm
Aaron Chwatt (Red Buttons) died today.  He meant nothing to me.  Although on the plus side, he did have a brother and sister with the unfortunate names of Joe and Ida.  I wonder why he changed his name?

Now if Mickey Rooney would just kick it.

Bang!!  Zoom!!
 
 
bigdrumboy
13 July 2006 @ 06:13 pm

Ken Lay, or at least a casket containing some poor sap made up to look like him, was buried in Houston today.  Apparently we had Kenny Boy all wrong.  He loved God, not mammon; would look people beneath him in the eye; and was the victim of white on white crime.

Poor Kenny Boy.  So rich.  So misunderstood.

(The Rev. William) Lawson likened Lay to James Byrd, a black man who was dragged to death in a racially motivated murder near Jasper eight years ago.

"Ken Lay was neither black nor poor, as James Byrd was, but I'm angry because Ken was the victim of a lynching," said Lawson, who predicted that history will vindicate Lay.

His comments, met by hearty applause, referred to Lay's recent federal trial on fraud and conspiracy charges stemming from Enron's unraveling in 2001 and four charges of bank fraud. Lay had planned to appeal his conviction and was awaiting sentencing when he died.

Each of Lay's five children and stepchildren spoke, describing a moral and spiritual man who spent endless energy trying to unify his family.

"He had a lot of loving friends and a lot of loving family," said David Herrold, one of his two stepsons. "He had a strong faith in God, and I know he's in heaven. I'm glad he's not in a position anymore to be whipped by his enemy."

Family friend Mick Seidl defiantly described Lay as a "good, honest, God-fearing friend who did not have a criminal bone in his body.

"What really makes me sad today ... is that Ken may not be remembered for these enviable qualities," Seidl said. "Instead, many will remember him for the Enron bankruptcy, the indictment and the trial. Overzealous federal prosecutors and media have vilified an exceedingly good man."

The Rev. Steve Wende, pastor of First Methodist, cited the last verse of scripture that Lay wrote in his daily journal — "We live by faith, not by sight," from II Corinthians — and praised the family for standing behind him.

He recalled a moment near the beginning of the trial that he said typified the way Lay treated people. Wende was talking with a woman who was part of the courthouse cleaning crew, and she pointed to Lay.

"She said, 'When this whole trial started, one of the first things he did is walk over, look me in the eye, tell me I was doing a great job and thank me for the way I was cleaning the floors.' "

Wende said she then told him, 'I've been working here for years. He is the first man in a suit ever to look me in the eye and say anything kind.' "

--AP
 
 
bigdrumboy
13 July 2006 @ 06:01 pm
Mumbai, Hezbollah, Baghdad, Israel, Iran, al-Qaeda, North Korea, Beirut, Hamas, Iraq.

Does it feel like the fucking end of the world to anyone else?
 
 
bigdrumboy
12 July 2006 @ 09:24 am

my meez won't move...


Hey, it looks exactly like me.  Just need to subtract half the hair and add twice the body.


 
 
bigdrumboy
11 July 2006 @ 05:51 pm

Photos as always courtesy of the lovely [info]miroje
 




Played the Ash Street again last night with Jeff's other band, Pet Ghost Project.  Not wanting to do any horn tooting, but their music seemed...immature, unformed, compared to cds.  Of course, Jeff and I have been doing this project for almost two fucking years now, so it better seem formed.  Despite questionable stage sound, it may have been our best performance yet.  Nice to be jelling.  Now just want to get paid for it.
 
 
 
 
bigdrumboy
11 July 2006 @ 08:57 am

Look, we're babys...


Pink Floyd co-founder Syd Barrett dies
Troubled musician, 60, lived final years largely as recluse
The Associated Press

Updated: 8:27 a.m. PT July 11, 2006

LONDON - Syd Barrett, the troubled genius who co-founded Pink Floyd but spent his last years in reclusive anonymity, has died, a spokeswoman for the band said Tuesday. He was 60.

The spokeswoman confirmed media reports that he had died. She said Barrett died several days ago, but she did not disclose the cause of death. Barrett had suffered from diabetes for many years.

“The band are naturally very upset and sad to learn of Syd Barrett’s death,” Pink Floyd said in a statement.

“Syd was the guiding light of the early band line-up and leaves a legacy which continues to inspire.”

Barrett co-founded Pink Floyd in 1965 with Roger Waters, Nick Mason and Rick Wright, and wrote many of the band’s early songs. The group’s jazz-infused rock made them darlings of the London psychedelic scene, and the 1967 album “The Piper at the Gates of Dawn” — largely written by Barrett, who also played guitar — was a commercial and critical hit.

However, Barrett suffered from mental instability, exacerbated by his use of LSD. His behavior grew increasingly erratic, and he left the group in 1968 — five years before the release of Pink Floyd’s most popular album, “Dark Side of the Moon.” He was replaced by David Gilmour.

Barrett released two solo albums — “The Madcap Laughs” and “Barrett” — but soon withdrew from the music business altogether.

He spent much of the rest of his life living quietly in his hometown of Cambridge, England, and reverting to his real name, Roger Barrett.

He was a familiar figure, often seen cycling or walking to the corner store, but rarely spoke to the fans and journalists who sought him out over the years.

Despite his brief career, Barrett’s fragile, wistful songs influenced many musicians, from David Bowie — who covered the Barrett track “See Emily Play” — to the other members of Pink Floyd, who recorded the album “Wish You Were Here” as a tribute to their troubled bandmate.

It contained the song “Shine On You Crazy Diamond” — “Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun.” The band also dwelt on themes of mental illness on the albums “Dark Side of the Moon” and “The Wall.”

The band spokeswoman said a small, private funeral would be held.


Pink Floyd was one of my very earliest musical influences, one of the first that deconstructed pop music and showed it could be infused with musicality and meaningness.  Didn't get into Syd until the college years, but his mixture of frivolity and insanity showed that being full of meaningness could be fun, if unsettling.

Syd, I'm going to avoid all cliched references to Madcap and Diamond, and just say you were one crazy motherfucker.  I'll bet you wish you were here.

 
 
bigdrumboy
05 July 2006 @ 10:53 am




July 5, 2006
Memphis Journal

Lady Liberty Trades In Some Trappings

MEMPHIS, July 4 — On Independence Day, Lady Liberty was born again.

As the congregation of the World Overcomers Outreach Ministries Church looked on and its pastor, Apostle Alton R. Williams, presided, a brown shroud much like a burqa was pulled away to reveal a giant statue of the Lady, but with the Ten Commandments under one arm and "Jehovah" inscribed on her crown.

And in place of a torch, she held aloft a large gold cross, as if to ward off the pawnshops, the car dealerships and the discount furniture outlets at the busy corner of Kirby Parkway and Winchester that is her home. A single tear graced her cheek.

It was not clear if she was crying because of her new home, her new identity as a symbol of religion or, as the pastor said, America's increasing godlessness. But although big cheers went up from the few hundred onlookers at the unveiling, and some people even wore foam Lady Liberty crowns bearing Christian slogans, she was not universally welcomed.

Most of the customers at the Dixie Queen food counter near the church viewed the statue as a cheap attention grab, said Guardia Nelson, 27, who works there.

"It's a big issue," Ms. Nelson said. "Liberty's supposed to have a fire, not a cross."

Elena Martinez, a loan officer visiting Memphis from Houston, said her family was speechless at the sight.

"The Statue of Liberty has a different meaning for the country," Ms. Martinez said. "It doesn't need to be used in a religious sense."

At the pizza place next door, Amanda Houston pronounced the combination of the Statue of Liberty and Christianity "ridiculous," though her co-worker Landon Condit was far less critical: "I can't see anything wrong with it. This is the Bible Belt."

The Statue of Liberation Through Christ, as she is called, stands 72 feet tall from the base of her pedestal to the tip of her cross. She was the idea of Mr. Williams, a very successful pastor whose church, World Overcomers, qualifies as mega: it has a school, a bowling alley, a roller rink, a bookstore and, he said, 12,000 members.

The pastor is not shy. His church has bought full-page advertisements in The Commercial Appeal, the Memphis daily, condemning homosexuality. At the World Overcomers' previous location, neighbors complained that trees were felled unnecessarily; Mr. Williams said it had to be done so that people could see the church from the road.

The statue, inspired by a Memphis church that has three giant crosses, strikes him as "a creative means of just really letting people know that God is the foundation of our nation," he said.

Mr. Williams has written several books and pamphlets analyzing a variety of matters, among them patriotism and the original intent of the founding fathers.

In "The Meaning of the Statue of Liberation Through Christ: Reconnecting Patriotism With Christianity," he explains that the teardrop on his Lady is God's response to what he calls the nation's ills, including legalized abortion, a lack of prayer in schools and the country's "promotion of expressions of New Age, Wicca, secularism and humanism." In another book, he said Hurricane Katrina was retribution for New Orleans's embrace of sin.

Mr. Williams said his statue's essential point was that Christianity should be the guiding ethos of the nation. But because the church he leads is predominantly black, as is he, there is an added dimension to the message.

In "From Slavery to Lady Liberty: Lady Liberty's African Connection: The Key to Black America's Liberation," he pointed out that the real Statue of Liberty wears a broken shackle around one ankle, and revisited evidence that the statue, a gift from France, was originally intended not to welcome immigrants but to celebrate the emancipation of slaves.

"Many blacks are not patriotic, and they are not patriotic because of the history of our nation," Mr. Williams said in an interview at the church, in the richly appointed sitting room he uses to receive visitors. "It's good for our people to know that the nation has something for them as well."

To critics who say there are better ways to spend $260,000, Mr. Williams responds that his church gives millions to the needy and says he views the statue as outreach: "I personally feel that the answer for the poor is Jesus Christ."

To celebrate the Fourth of July, a good crowd gathered on the church grounds for free hamburgers and grape soda, carnival rides, a barbecue cook-off and entertainment. Children ate sno-cones, and a small army of volunteers and members of the staff darted around on bicycles and golf carts, dressed in white polo shirts. But the main event was the unveiling, preceded by speeches, prayers and consecrations.

"I decree the spirit of conviction on this intersection," Mr. Williams boomed from a podium decorated with red, white and blue bunting. "This statue proves that Jesus Christ is Lord over America, he is Lord over Tennessee, he is Lord over Memphis."



 
 
bigdrumboy
Enron founder Ken Lay dead of heart attack

Ex-Enron exec convicted of helping perpetuate a huge business fraud

BREAKING NEWS

The Associated Press

Updated: 9:06 a.m. PT July 5, 2006

HOUSTON - Enron Corp. founder Kenneth Lay, who was convicted of helping perpetuate one of the most sprawling business frauds in U.S. history, died Wednesday of a heart attack in Colorado. He was 64.


The Pitkin, Colo., Sheriff’s Department said officers were called to Lay’s house in Old Snowmass, Colo., shortly after 1 a.m. Mountain time. He was taken to Aspen Valley Hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 3:11 a.m. Lay, who lived in Houston, frequently vacationed in Colorado.


Family spokeswoman Kelly L. Kimberly issued a statement saying, “Ken Lay passed away early this morning in Aspen. The Lays have a very large family with whom they need to communicate. And out of respect for the family, we will release further details at a later time.”


Pastor Steve Wende of First United Methodist Church of Houston, said in a statement that church member Lay died unexpectedly of a “massive coronary.”


Wende said Lay and his wife, Linda, were in Colorado for the week “and his death was totally unexpected. Apparently, his heart simply gave out.”


Lay was scheduled to be sentenced Oct. 23. He faced decades in prison.


Lay led Enron’s meteoric rise from a staid natural gas pipeline company formed by a 1985 merger to an energy and trading conglomerate that reached No. 7 on the Fortune 500 in 2000 and claimed $101 billion in annual revenues. He traveled in the highest business and political circles.


For many years, his corporation was the single biggest contributor to President Bush, who nicknamed him “Kenny Boy.”


Lay was convicted May 25 along with former Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling of defrauding investors and employees by repeatedly lying about Enron’s financial strength in the months before the company plummeted into bankruptcy protection in December 2001. Lay was also convicted in a separate non-jury trial of bank fraud and making false statements to banks, charges related to his personal finances.


Skilling, reached by telephone at his home in Houston, told The Associated Press that he was aware of Lay’s death, but declined further comment.


Prosecutors in Lay’s trial declined comment Wednesday, both on his unexpected death and what may become of the government’s effort to seek a $43.5 million judgment from Lay that they say he pocketed as part of the conspiracy.



Burt Palmer, the church’s executive pastor, told The Associated Press that the Lays attended church in Houston on Sunday. “The church continues to love them and help them walk through this difficult time.”


Pat Worcester, executive assistant to CEO at Aspen Valley Hospital, said Lay was admitted into the emergency room at 3:10 a.m. Wednesday. She said the hospital would release a statement later.


Lay had built Enron into a high-profile, widely admired company, the seventh-largest publicly traded in the country. But Enron collapsed after it was revealed the company’s finances were based on a web of fraudulent partnerships and schemes, not the profits that it reported to investors and the public.


When Lay and Skilling went on trial in U.S. District Court Jan. 30, it had been expected that Lay, who enjoyed great popularity throughout Houston as chairman of the energy company, might be able to charm the jury. But during his testimony, Lay ended up coming across as irritable and combative.


He also sounded arrogant, defending his extravagant lifestyle, including a $200,000 yacht for wife Linda’s birthday party, despite $100 million in personal debt and saying “it was difficult to turn off that lifestyle like a spigot.”



Both he and Skilling maintained that there had been no wrongdoing at Enron, and that the company had been brought down by negative publicity that undermined investors’ confidence.


His defense didn’t help his case with jurors.


“I wanted very badly to believe what they were saying,” juror Wendy Vaughan said after the verdicts were announced. “There were places in the testimony I felt their character was questionable.”


Lay was born in Tyrone, Mo. and spent his childhood helping his family make ends meet. His father ran a general store and sold stoves until he became a minister. Lay delivered newspapers and mowed lawns to pitch in. He attended the University of Missouri, found his calling in economics, and went to work at Exxon Mobil Corp. predecessor Humble Oil & Refining upon graduation.


He joined the Navy, served his time at the Pentagon, and then served as undersecretary for the Department of the Interior before he returned to business. He became an executive at Florida Gas, then Transco Energy in Houston, and later became CEO of Houston Natural Gas. In 1985, HNG merged with InterNorth in Omaha, Neb. to form Enron, and Lay became chairman and CEO of the combined company the next year.


While I never actively wish death upon anyone, I've got to believe there are very few people on this planet who are really sad about this.

Except maybe for those whose retirement funds he pilfered, who wanted to picture him ordering a Quinto do Noval '63 from the commissary, and instead he gets a big case of anal rape from Bruno in the shower room.


 
 
 
 
bigdrumboy
01 July 2006 @ 10:25 am
Be very afraid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3clSrSQqEFk&mode=related&search=Nine%20Inch%20Snails
 
 
earworm: David Bowie-- "I'm Afraid of Americans"
 
 
 
bigdrumboy
27 June 2006 @ 09:28 am
Limbaugh detained at Palm Beach airport
Authorities allegedly found Viagra in his possession without a prescription
The Associated Press

Updated: 8:35 a.m. PT June 27, 2006

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Rush Limbaugh could see a deal with prosecutors in a long-running prescription fraud case collapse after authorities found a bottle of Viagra in his bag at Palm Beach International Airport. The prescription was not in his name.

Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at the airport after returning from a vacation in the Dominican Republic. Customs officials found the Viagra in his luggage but his name was not on the prescription, said Paul Miller, a spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.

Miller said the alleged violation could be a second-degree misdemeanor. The sheriff’s office was investigating and will soon turn the case over to the state attorney’s office, which had no immediate comment Tuesday.

Under the deal reached last month with prosecutors, Limbaugh was not to be arrested for any infraction for 18 months in exchange for authorities deferring a charge of “doctor shopping.” Prosecutors had alleged the conservative talk-show host illegally deceived multiple physicians to receive overlapping painkiller prescriptions.

Limbaugh also must submit to random drug tests and continue treatment for his admitted addiction to painkillers.

Limbaugh’s doctor had prescribed the Viagra, but it was “labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes,” Roy Black, Limbaugh’s attorney, said in a statement.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection examined the 55-year-old radio commentator’s luggage after his private plane landed at the airport, Miller said.

Investigators confiscated the drugs, which treat erectile dysfunction. Limbaugh was released without being charged.

 
 
earworm: Spawn-- Soundtrack
 
 
bigdrumboy
26 June 2006 @ 06:57 pm
 
 
bigdrumboy
24 June 2006 @ 07:09 am
Lying in bed with the Tanuki, her little hand snakes out to hold mine.  The only sounds in her impossibly pink room are the ticking of her giant Hello Kitty wristwatch, her snuffling down of strawberry milk, and Music for Airports.  Eventually her breathing slows, and her wiggling stops.  The one thing she truly knows is that I will allow no harm to come to her.

This is what is sacred.
 
 
earworm: Bang on a Can-- Music for Airports
 
 
bigdrumboy
22 June 2006 @ 07:58 pm
Officials: U.S. didn’t find WMDs, despite claims
Comments are response to claims by GOP senators
NBC News and news services

Updated: 7:04 p.m. PT June 22, 2006

WASHINGTON - Senior U.S. intelligence officials said Thursday they have no evidence that Iraq produced chemical weapons after the 1991 Gulf War, despite recent reports from media outlets and Republican lawmakers.

Sen. Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania and Rep. Peter Hoekstra of Michigan on Wednesday pointed to a newly declassified report that says coalition forces have found 500 munitions in Iraq that contained degraded sarin or mustard nerve agents.

They cited the report in an attempt to counter criticism by Democrats who say the decision to go to war was a mistake.

But defense officials said Thursday that the weapons were not considered likely to be dangerous because of their age, which they determined to be pre-1991.

Pentagon officials told NBC News that the munitions are the same kind of ordnance the U.S. military has been gathering in Iraq for the past several years, and "not the WMD we were looking for when we went in this time."

The officials spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitive nature of the issue.

"We were able to determine that [the missile] is, in fact, degraded and ... is consistent with what we would expect from finding a munition that was dated back to pre-Gulf War," an intelligence official told NBC. "However, even in the degraded state, our assessment is that they could pose an up-to-lethal hazard if used in attacks against coalition forces."

‘A bit suspicious’
Democrats said a report from the top U.S. weapons inspector contemplated that older munitions bearing traces of chemical agents would be found.

A leading Democrat on intelligence issues said Santorum's assertion that there were in fact weapons of mass destruction in Iraq was politically motivated.

"It's a bit suspicious that this was rolled out the night before" the debate and vote in the Senate on withdrawal from Iraq "by a senator in a close political race," said Rep. Jane Harman, D-Calif.

Santorum is down 18 points in his Senate re-election contest, according to a poll released Wednesday.

Harman said it was "unfortunate" that people have "not learned the lesson about hyping ... and cherry picking" intelligence to suit their own aims.

For his part, Hoekstra, appearing before cameras on Thursday, reiterated his assertions of Wednesday evening, saying, "Iraq is NOT a WMD-free zone" and it "amazes me" that members of Congress still say that there was no WMD in Iraq.

 
 
bigdrumboy
Sex toys that show your team spirit
Scoring takes on new meaning with the latest World Cup merchandise
By Brian Alexander
MSNBC contributor

Updated: 12:46 a.m. PT June 22, 2006

Of course, the world’s corporations wanted a piece of the most popular sporting event on the planet, the World Cup of soccer, now being contested in Germany. Big name sponsors like Philips, MasterCard and Budweiser are there and you can buy all kinds of licensed products like colorful hats and scarves — the Euro-version of our big foam “Number 1” hand.

One endorsement deal that wasn't, however, made news a few weeks ago. It seems the German sex shop chain, Beate Uhse came out with Ollie K and Michael B vibrators and a David B dildo. To anyone who knows soccer, it appeared as if stars Oliver Khan, Michael Ballack and David Beckham had lent their names to a line of sex toys.

They hadn’t. After a minor blitz of publicity and a threat of a lawsuit, Beate Uhse dropped the names.

But fear not! The World Cup has still generated a new phenomenon in sports — one we’ll probably see linked to every major international event from now on — the sex product tie-in. And why not? If Viagra can sponsor a NASCAR team, why can’t, say, Manchester United sign off on love balls?

The love balls, used for vaginal stimulation, are out there, shaped like little soccer balls and available from a variety of European and Latin American sex shops. You can buy them for 60 reals in Brazil, and about 5 euros in Italy, Holland, the UK and Germany.

Never want to be too far away from soccer strategy, no matter what else you may be doing? How about the Dolly Dolphin Football edition vibrator selling from at least one German sex shop for 49.80 euros. The Xs and Os and lines of player movements are inscribed along the shaft so you can really, um, internalize the game.

Dream teams
Looking for great sports movies like “Knute Rockne, All American,” or “Pride of the Yankees?” That’s covered, too, with World Cup porn DVDs like “Shoot for the Goal” available from a French shop (with a promise of Un match hyper hard dans un monde sportif corrompu et perverti!), and “Dream Team Holland!” Judging from the cover box — always the most reliable way to know what’s inside — there are women, and there are soccer balls, and there are soccer jerseys that aren’t worn much. Bound to be a classic.

By the way, in case you’re not a fan of the Dutch, you can also choose from Dream Team Italia, Dream Team Deutschland and Dream Team Espana. Isn’t it great how sports brings people together?

Of course, it can also drive people apart, especially husbands and wives and boyfriends and girlfriends. Actually, I know a few female soccer fans who are more rabid than most guys, but men do get carried away sometimes and neglect the women in their lives, especially during the World Cup, which has already run for two weeks and will run for a little over two weeks more.

So British sex shop Love Honey is offering the Women’s Football Survival Kit for L8.99. It contains red and yellow cards labeled with male sins, a whistle and a TV remote control jammer, which, if it actually works, may well be grounds for divorce.

Better, I think, to relieve your frustrations with Love Honey’s World Cup Victory Vibe, a small bullet vibrator decorated with the red English Cross of St. George. It’s L9.99. The store also sells Durex England Supporter World Cup Condoms which are, well, just a variety of condoms, but hey, labeling is everything.

Apparently European sex shops anticipated a big market for vibrators during the cup. One French online shop, Sexy Avenue, opens its site with a single large photo of a golden vibrator shaking back and forth under the slogan “vibrating during the world cup is not just reserved for men.” A woman’s diamond engagement ring sits on the table. Hmmm. A statement of “Who needs men?”

Candy, costumes
Many shops online are selling wearable candy bikini tops, panties and male pouches in a variety of national colors. Presumably, this is ideal for half-time snacking, but I prefer the Brazilian World Cup tanga bikini bottoms offered by at least one Brazilian online shop. My preference is not just because the blonde modeling it has lost her top, perhaps to premature snacking, but because tangas are a true national uniform in Brazil. Besides, at 16.40 reals, it’s a steal.

As you might expect, clothing is a big part of displaying your fan cred. Those latex and PVC fetishists out there don’t want to be left out, so German fetish supplier Marquis is offering cheerleader uniforms in styles you won’t see at my alma mater, for 55 euros.

One of my favorites, because I can’t imagine many guys would use it in a soccer stadium, is the Trillerpfeife in penisform, or penis-shaped whistle available for 2.95 euros from a large German shop, which, like Beate Uhse, has its own special section of World Cup-related fussball merchandise.

If you are tired of the World Cup hoopla, for example, the store offers a way to display your disgust. Eight euros buys you a T-shirt instructing viewers to F**ken statt kicken. The first and last words rhyme. Kicken, as you might expect, means kicking and statt means “instead of.”

In fact, the shop sells an entire “instead of football” kit that includes condoms, plush handcuffs, open-crotch underwear, the afore-mentioned love balls and an energy drink to keep him going, all for 16.95 euros.

All this stuff is fun, but seriously, it may be a good idea to take the rabid fan’s mind off the games for a little while.

Over the past few days I have heard at least four times the famous quote by an English coach who said something like “football is not a matter of life and death, it’s much more important than that.”

For some guys, that’s no joke. 

During the 1986 World Cup, an English doctor reported in the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine that one of his patients developed a rash on his arms, legs and trunk after watching England lose a match to Portugal. Four days later the rash came back — this time after England's poor performance against Morocco. The diagnosis: "rash apparently caused by the frustration of watching England play football."

Now there's a guy who might have benefited from a little action off the field.